Today I'm going to make an informative post for the new subscribers all about Tomatoes.

Most people think just because it grows in your garden, a Tomato is a vegetable and therefore safe to eat.  Well, you'd be wrong.  Dead wrong.  A Tomato is, in fact, just an Apple by another name.

Just like the Pumpkin, this sneaky Fruit masquerades as a vegetable and you'll find it in everything from ketchup sauce to Tomato pie.  It comes in many colors, but when ripe(and it's highest toxicity levels) it is the shade of blood - a natural warning sign that is oft ignored.


If you accidentally ingest ANY variety of Tomato, immediately consult an exorcist.


(Pictured) Don't be fooled, they're one in the same.