Wednesday, September 29, 2010

New poll!!!!

It's a sad fact of life: everybody needs to get out once in a while.  Even if you're like me and don't have a job or friends, occasionally we must talc up, put on our underpants(optional) and venture out into Society at large - if only to pick up essential supplies such as kleenex and Catfood(even more so if you have a Cat).  So I have to ask; what is your favorite mode of transportation?

Everyone likes to travel in style, and it doesn't get much more stylish than on a Bus - like a limousine, but even more spacious.  Be wary though, as using this mode of transportation will rapidly deplete your bank account.  Which leads to the next option:
In these tough economic times, many of us have chosen to hire out the homeless to ferry us around the town by Piggyback.  You may be late for your meeting, but at least you won't have to pay outrageous gas prices.  Just make sure to tether it to a lamppost if you're going to be gone for more than 5 minutes as they like to wander, especially if low on hooch.
Swimming is always an option, and good exercise.
Or do you refuse to bow down to social pressure and simply Freestyle it like the refined gentleman pictured below?


Now vote!!

21 comments:

  1. I went bus cause its cheap, a trained giant otter may be stretching my budget

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  2. Im forced to take the bus and it is conveniant, but I would call it my favorite. I find the lack of giant battlemechs, hovercraft and tanks disturbing.

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  3. people are like vegetables,

    You see WALL-E :))

    best transportasion is walking :)

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  4. I love the bus - time to read, time to blog, time to... look at the time!

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  5. Just look at that traffic... geez.

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  6. Thanks for the insightful comments on my last blog post!

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  7. well i like to go with cab/or car.

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  8. Bus, but the ladies always go for the otter

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  9. my vote is in! i like piggyback rides but...last 3 bums i got smelled and made me smell so i said fuck it for awhile ,cause when i spay them with frebreeze they start acting like i killed em and shit...

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  10. Piggyback. Plebeians should carry me.

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  11. I'm gonna have to go with otter on this.

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