It's a sad fact of life: everybody needs to get out once in a while. Even if you're like me and don't have a job or friends, occasionally we must talc up, put on our underpants(optional) and venture out into Society at large - if only to pick up essential supplies such as kleenex and Catfood(even more so if you have a Cat). So I have to ask; what is your favorite mode of transportation?
Everyone likes to travel in style, and it doesn't get much more stylish than on a Bus - like a limousine, but even more spacious. Be wary though, as using this mode of transportation will rapidly deplete your bank account. Which leads to the next option:
In these tough economic times, many of us have chosen to hire out the homeless to ferry us around the town by Piggyback. You may be late for your meeting, but at least you won't have to pay outrageous gas prices. Just make sure to tether it to a lamppost if you're going to be gone for more than 5 minutes as they like to wander, especially if low on hooch.
Swimming is always an option, and good exercise.
Or do you refuse to bow down to social pressure and simply Freestyle it like the refined gentleman pictured below?