Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Victims of Fruit speak out

"I was a rich business executive, I had all the money, fame, sucess and women I could ever want.  Then I tried Fruit, and look at me now."

"One Haloween I ate a Pumkin seed, and the next morning I was pregnant.  Now I'm fifteen, and I'm stuck raising a Pumpkin that I didn't want.  I had to drop out of school and I'm working two minimum wage jobs just to get by.  Fruit has ruined my life."

"I ate a Fruit salad thinking it was a regular salad.  Now I'm completely paralyzed, the hospital bills have bankrupted my family.  I wish I could die."

"I ate a Grape I found in the garbage.  Now I'm dead."

22 comments:

  1. omg,sad storyes here bro:(,also daily love

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  2. One time my girlfriend made me eat a banana.

    Next day she left me. Coincidence? I think not.

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  3. LOL, eating healthy isn't nearly that bad =P

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  4. spit in my mouth

    check it http://kadams133.blogspot.com/

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  5. haha good looking blog! congrats

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  6. Lol, I love the business exec ;)

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  7. dropping in my daily support
    http://cktrandomdelights.blogspot.com/

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  8. Lmao, tragic. I'll never eat fruit again.
    Showing some supp, keep it up! =]

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  9. "I ate a Grape I found in the garbage. Now I'm dead." I loled.

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  10. showin my support, come do the same! I'm trying to get more followers for my SC2 blog about the zerg

    http://zergitup.blogspot.com

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  11. I'm glad to see you're beating inertia today.

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