"I was a rich business executive, I had all the money, fame, sucess and women I could ever want. Then I tried Fruit, and look at me now."
"One Haloween I ate a Pumkin seed, and the next morning I was pregnant. Now I'm fifteen, and I'm stuck raising a Pumpkin that I didn't want. I had to drop out of school and I'm working two minimum wage jobs just to get by. Fruit has ruined my life."
"I ate a Fruit salad thinking it was a regular salad. Now I'm completely paralyzed, the hospital bills have bankrupted my family. I wish I could die."