Thursday, September 30, 2010

For your health

I don't really have anything for today, so I'd just like to briefly explore a popular quote we've all heard, but maybe haven't understood.
"An Apple a day keeps the doctor away."
Most of us ignorant sheeple take this to mean an Apple a day will keep you healthy, right?  Wrong.  In fact, when eaten, Apples actually surround you with an invisible forcefield that prevents anyone with an MD from getting close enough to diagnose.  Literally, an Apple a day keeps the doctor(s) away - so don't plan on getting sick.

27 comments:

  1. just ate a rotten and common apple. Hope for those freaking MDs and Zombie MDs they are prepared of getting face farted! >=(

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  2. Well an apple is good because if you eat one in the morning, it'll keep you awake better than a cup of coffee =)

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  3. an apple a day keeps the doctor away because the doctor is secretly selling fruit on the side, so as you increase his profit margins in his apple selling business he will need to spend less and less time working as an MD, thereby keeping him away

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  4. i think i have same problems need to rest me to

    hope to be ok soon

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  5. eating an apple a day it has liquids /vitamins for the daily need.

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  6. one egg gives strength :p not apple

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  7. i have tomatos in my fridge...wish i had apples..

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  8. Not a fan of regular apples anyways. Could go for an apple pie though.

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  9. yes i also thought this was true thanks

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  10. isnt that in the bible somewhere, like a snake told a some naked lady that and she ate the apple and then we all got fucked

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  11. It's a little know fact that doctors are scared of apples, and who wouldn't be?

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  12. I appreciate you visiting my blog and providing input on my most recent post.

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  14. i hate fruit

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  15. you have an awesome blog, its hard to keep it updated every day :S :P

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  16. Yum yum yum! Supporting, have a nice day!

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