Monday, October 4, 2010

Fruit Leprechaun part 2

If you happen to find an Orange, or other Fruit, and are in the midst of dismantling it and scattering it's pieces in separate graves so that it doesn't regenerate, you may come across what some call "Seeds".  These are in fact, Fruit Leprechaun eggs.  If Fruit is left to ripen, or 'go bad', these eggs will hatch, spawning tiny Fruit Leprechauns.  These mischievous gnomes may look cute, but they are actually quite dangerous.  Much like the Gremlins in the movie "Meet Dave", they will cause untold havoc - the raiding of your fridge, chewing through electric wire, murder, and general untidiness.  They are hard to catch because they are covered in a generous layer of slippery amniotic fluid and their nipples shoot acidic pus, stored in their kneecaps.  Your best bet as always is just to make sure no Fruit enters your household, or keep a Fruit Bat as added protection.

34 comments:

  1. where the hell do i get a fruit bat

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  2. hah that shit is so random!

    I never thought about what would happen if i mixed things together.

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  3. Omg so storyy :)) how can maka a vegetable egg?
    Oh is mutant fruit:)
    you are a good whriter:)) really:)

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  4. its the pokemon bananna?:))

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  5. Thanks for visiting me, not a bad post of yours either =D

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  6. I enjoyed your point of view in this post

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  7. I liked what you said on my blog earlier today... GTL and blogging FTW!

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  8. what the story lold:))

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  9. looks great !Supportin!

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  10. Holy crapatronics, this was weird! :-)

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  11. very funny pics man thnx supp

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  12. My god..... What kind of horror have I been facing all this time without knowing it. Thank you for this information, I have had oranges in my house for a very long time in the past
    Thankfully I am a fan of bats and have at least 35 fruit bats living in my house at all times, also some amblypygi, do you know if amblypygi affect the fruit leprechaun as well?

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  13. so THAT's what those things were

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  14. WTF is this post?:)) very nice

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  15. oh this is nice post

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  16. omg what kind of creature is that lol

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  17. lold verry interesting post

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  19. Of Pericles, to rage the city turn, Following!

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  20. What has been seen cannot be unseen

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  21. good job, nice post

    + follower:)

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