"I was a rich business executive, I had all the money, fame, sucess and women I could ever want. Then I tried Fruit, and look at me now."
"One Haloween I ate a Pumkin seed, and the next morning I was pregnant. Now I'm fifteen, and I'm stuck raising a Pumpkin that I didn't want. I had to drop out of school and I'm working two minimum wage jobs just to get by. Fruit has ruined my life."
"I ate a Fruit salad thinking it was a regular salad. Now I'm completely paralyzed, the hospital bills have bankrupted my family. I wish I could die."
omg,sad storyes here bro:(,also daily love
ReplyDeleteOne time my girlfriend made me eat a banana.
ReplyDeleteNext day she left me. Coincidence? I think not.
LOL, eating healthy isn't nearly that bad =P
ReplyDeleteWTF XD
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hilarious :)
ReplyDeleteOH LMAO.
ReplyDeletei lol'd irl.
haha good looking blog! congrats
ReplyDeleteStories are so sad...
ReplyDeleteLol, I love the business exec ;)
ReplyDeleteLmao, tragic. I'll never eat fruit again.
ReplyDeleteShowing some supp, keep it up! =]
"I ate a Grape I found in the garbage. Now I'm dead." I loled.
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ReplyDeletei lol'd, love it :D
ReplyDeleteshowin my support, come do the same! I'm trying to get more followers for my SC2 blog about the zerg
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good story here
ReplyDeletemy brother OD'd on fruit and died
ReplyDeletewhat is this... i dont even
ReplyDeleteYou're hilarious
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