Thursday, September 30, 2010

For your health

I don't really have anything for today, so I'd just like to briefly explore a popular quote we've all heard, but maybe haven't understood.
"An Apple a day keeps the doctor away."
Most of us ignorant sheeple take this to mean an Apple a day will keep you healthy, right?  Wrong.  In fact, when eaten, Apples actually surround you with an invisible forcefield that prevents anyone with an MD from getting close enough to diagnose.  Literally, an Apple a day keeps the doctor(s) away - so don't plan on getting sick.
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25 comments:

  1. Much Poopies!September 30, 2010 at 10:26 PM

    just ate a rotten and common apple. Hope for those freaking MDs and Zombie MDs they are prepared of getting face farted! >=(

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  2. BLUERADSeptember 30, 2010 at 10:27 PM

    Well an apple is good because if you eat one in the morning, it'll keep you awake better than a cup of coffee =)

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  3. Paladin-BiasOctober 1, 2010 at 12:17 AM

    an apple a day keeps the doctor away because the doctor is secretly selling fruit on the side, so as you increase his profit margins in his apple selling business he will need to spend less and less time working as an MD, thereby keeping him away

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  4. MicheleOctober 1, 2010 at 12:32 AM

    Good post!Thanks!
    Supp

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  5. Skutt Panda POOctober 1, 2010 at 12:34 AM

    i think i have same problems need to rest me to

    hope to be ok soon

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  6. AnonymousOctober 1, 2010 at 6:08 AM

    eating an apple a day it has liquids /vitamins for the daily need.

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  7. RawrOctober 1, 2010 at 8:21 AM

    one egg gives strength :p not apple

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  8. Lil PeeOctober 1, 2010 at 9:46 AM

    i have tomatos in my fridge...wish i had apples..

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  9. JRamOctober 1, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    Not a fan of regular apples anyways. Could go for an apple pie though.

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  10. Red BaronOctober 1, 2010 at 12:22 PM

    apple a day so true

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  11. SkyshockOctober 1, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    awesome!

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  12. RoodNverseOctober 1, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    yes i also thought this was true thanks

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  13. MicheleOctober 1, 2010 at 2:18 PM

    Cool post bro!Thanks!
    Supp :D

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  14. TrashcanmanOctober 1, 2010 at 2:54 PM

    yay apples

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  15. NailgunOctober 1, 2010 at 3:03 PM

    It's a little know fact that doctors are scared of apples, and who wouldn't be?

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  16. SquallOctober 1, 2010 at 4:59 PM

    i prefer bananas^^

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  17. Light Weight Baby!October 1, 2010 at 5:21 PM

    I appreciate you visiting my blog and providing input on my most recent post.

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  18. Lewis ChanOctober 1, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    i hate appols

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  19. Dilly SkatesOctober 1, 2010 at 10:12 PM

    i like bananas better

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  20. ArkanynOctober 1, 2010 at 10:24 PM

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  21. ArkanynOctober 1, 2010 at 10:25 PM

    i hate fruit

    http://darkesthourreviews.blogspot.com/

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  22. TheGamerOctober 1, 2010 at 11:03 PM

    Love your blog!

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  23. AlucardOctober 2, 2010 at 12:21 AM

    you have an awesome blog, its hard to keep it updated every day :S :P

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  24. Tusseladd på turOctober 2, 2010 at 4:18 AM

    Yum yum yum! Supporting, have a nice day!

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  25. MCOctober 2, 2010 at 5:29 AM

    doctors are allergic to apples

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